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Saturday, January 31, 2004
k erms.. was browsing thru ma chunk of junk mail and came across this one.. pretty interesting.. 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. Thrash-ed @ 1/31/2004 01:11:00 am [comment] ***
cool stuff... to all the guys out there.. there are some things about the women yall shud noe.. probably need to copy this down and put it in your wallet for reference next time when you haf a tiff wif a girl or sumthn.. (grin) i will FINE ~ This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES ~ This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING ~ If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) ~ This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE. GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) ~ This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off. LOUD SIGH ~ This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING. SOFT SIGH ~ Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY ~ This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go ahead." At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO ~ This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS ~ A woman is thanking you. Do not faint; just say "you're welcome." THANKS A LOT ~ This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." (I.n.s.p.i.r.e.d) Thrash-ed @ 1/31/2004 01:07:00 am [comment] *** Friday, January 30, 2004
YOU GUYS SHOULDA CAUGHT IT MUN.... hilarious.. goodness.. especially that 'She bangs she bangs guy' haha man... urms.. what made this bugger even THINK about applying? hahs.. he's got guts tho.. there was another one who brought her pool lil dog into the audition room together wif her. I think it cudnt tolerate her singing nemore and decided to leave the room.. hahas, funny stuff.. how did those people pass the initial mass selection anyway? unless they are purposely allowed in to make a fool of themselves or sumthn.. =x but yeahsss... those peeps have got guts.. but singing just aint their forte. i wonder how Singapore idol wud be like.. beng's and lian's singing techno songs perhaps? yucks.. wudnt wanna know.. Thrash-ed @ 1/30/2004 12:19:00 am [comment] *** Wednesday, January 28, 2004
Here i am trying my utmost BEST to earn my father's trust so that he'll trust me on my driving or just SIMPLY allow me to rent a car by myself so that the transportation side of thing's gonna be much less a headache, so i asked if i could drive from point A to b, every single time when i'm with him cos thats what all my godma and other people have been telling me.. you need your dad's supervision for the first few trips from point a to b to gain his trust, and to start off with, my dad's seldom home, he comes home when im asleep and i go off to school when he's asleep and come home when he's working, so i dun see him much often, so everytime we go out, ill ask if i can drive from home to dis place, which is only a short distance away, (bishan to yio chu kang) not once, not twice, but more than 10 times all on different occasions/days!! and what is the reason he gives me? NO, NOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE. what? i've already gotten my license, the traffic police passed me, and they still think i haven got enough experience!? ok, not enough EXPERIENCE driving with my parents, probably yes, so how am i suppose to prove to them that i can do it i can drive and shit? IS TO LET ME HAVE THE A GO AT IT AND GET EXPERIENCE! and whenever i ask my dad if i can drive and he says i dun have enough EXPERIENCE, it really pisses me off, the only friggin way i can get EXPERIENCE is if u allow me to drive your CAR WITH YOUR PRESENCE!!BUT WHENEVER YOU ARE IN THE CAR, YOU DRIVE! AND WHEN I ASK, YOU SAY NOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE!! HOW else am i suppose to get 'EXPERIENCE'!!!??? STEAL A CAR!? and say 'oh hey dad, i've got enough EXPERIENCE already, i stole a car and drove it around, so would you please let me drive now and prove it to you!?' is that it!? my dad's reluctance to lend me the car i can understand, cos i just passed, and i really want to prove to him that i can drive well, so that he will just SIMPLY, SIMPLY TRUST ME, so that i can go RENT MY OWN FRIGGIN CAR or SUMTHING! thats why during long distance journey's i didn't even ASK my dad to let me have the wheel, its onli times where the destination is nearby, probably 2km or SO, THEN I ASK, im not telling him to give me his car so that i can go for illegal racing or anything like that!!! so what's wrong!? IM JUST ASKING FOR HIS TRUST!! HE JUST DOESNT GIVE ME THAT CHANCE, even my mum tried persuading him and telling him 'HOW IS HE GOING TO GET EXPERIENCE IF YOU DUN WANT TO LET HIM DRIVE!?' and he tried to change the subject. AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA TELL HIM, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET YOUR TRUST WHEN EVERYTIME YOU ARE IN THE CAR, U WUN ALLOW ME TO DRIVE AND SAY IVE NOT GO ANY EXPEREIENCE. it really pisses me off. ITS LIKE TELLING ME TO FREAKING DO WELL FOR THE EXAMS AND NOT ALLOWING ME TO STUDY.. how i really wish i can just TALK TO HIM AND TELL HIM WHAT HE'S MEANS WHEN HE SAYS 'NOT ENOUGH 'EXPERIENCE'. THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH ME ANYMORE, IM WILLING TO PROVE, YOURE NOT WILLING TO ACCEPT!! SO, WHO'S FAULT IS IT!? IS IT MINE!? AND NOW, ITS NOT ABOUT THE CAR ANYMORE, its about that FREAKING WORD! EXPERIENCE!!!, if my dad wants to drive the car just simply he feels like it, its fine by me, totally fine, JUST SAY YOU FEEL LIKE DRIVING! WHAT'S WITH THE NOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE BULL!? what im asking is just for his trust, not his car or his life.. whats the big Sorry for the lang, im just friggin pissed off, it doesnt make any sense, and i dun argue wif my dad at all, thats why im blogging, how i wish hed come here and read, and find out what he's actually saying and DOING. this kinda things are just so..... arrgghh.... sorry =\ Thrash-ed @ 1/28/2004 10:04:00 pm [comment] *** Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Hanni. . . So sorry!! So so so so so sorry! really really sorry, u haf no idea how sorry i am, really, please tell you dad how sorry i am or sumthn k, dun go argueing with him or sumthn. . . so sorry.. =\ Thrash-ed @ 1/27/2004 12:53:00 am [comment] *** Monday, January 26, 2004
Thrash-ed @ 1/26/2004 08:27:00 pm [comment] *** Friday, January 23, 2004 alrite alrite alrite.. this entry's for yesterday, as in first day of new year, yup.. anyways i went down to wash da car wif ma dad on new years eve.. (with a motive of course) so done wif the washing, went home to catch some zzeesss, yup then todae morning got up so damn early, 11.30.. gosh.. then got ready den headed of to ma grandma's place, my dad drove (yes i was sad, gave the stupid face) and then went onto bedok! and THIS TIME.. I DROVE haha, you guys wudnt noe how happy i was when ma dad drove halfway and said, hey daryl, u wanna drive? den i was like O_O? YES then we put up the probational plate on da car then i took da wheel.. muahahaha, thanks dad, urms then ya, onto bedok, dad gave me some advice on driving, cud tell that he was nervous..(still) cos he was holding onto the handle so tight.. hahas.. chillll man.... BEDOK TERRIBLE. . . as usual like every normal TYPICAL chinese new year visits, went over sat down, got a drink and watched tv as the family caught up wif their stuff.. me and mum were yawning thruout but nahss.. its terrible.. the host didnt even looked welcoming enough, was like oh.. erm.. u guys are here... (duh we're here, its the new year and we come here every year.. -__-") AQUARIUS Friggin nice condo he has mun.. anyway the first thing that caught my attention and actually WOKE me up from all the idling/stoning and stuff, was a RED NISSAN SKYLINE GTR!!!!. . . . (droools) that isnt the best part, few seconds later.. i see a ORANGE LAMBORGHINI DIABLO, cud just die there, but it was a fat guy at the wheel la so ya.. degrade the car.. =p yup besides that. . . the vsit was boring and ya.. stoned wif ma mum again.. BEDOK NORTH SO CROWDED AND CRAMPED.. so many KIDSS running around.. they starting messing up my hair (argh) and hitting me wif the minnie mouse soft toy and im like.. wad the.. ya.. haha, i dun go wif kids.. not that i dun like em, its just that i dunt noe em, id better not pick them up and throw them around and stuff... ya.. anyway ma dad and the other relatives played blackjack fer 2 hrs and me and mum were sitting by the corner for 2 WHOLE hours looking at them play.. 2 hours.. -__-" endurance test... HOME Dad drove, cos mum said there's gonna be a jam... ya so we went home, came online, chatted wif hanni, then went off to yishun to visit ma uncle.. erms.. btw, it was already 9.30 YISHUN Fwooohh.. i haven been to their place for like years and i literally mean years.. went there, talk talk talk, urms, it aint as bad as da other visits cus this uncle's frm ma maternal side, the rest were from ma paternal side so ya.. arent rilli close to em.. anyways ma dad's side of the family has alotta pretty girls looorrrr.... cept that they're urms.. sec 2 and 3 years old? (grin) but their gonna be fine when they grow up =) oh.. talked about some family stuff/problems there, kinda found out lotsa stuffs thats been happening ard me when i was swimming around in ma father's balls =x haha, yeah.. kinda enriching history lesson, ya.. i drove there and back.. MOBIL PETROL STATION Tank's almost empty so we stopped by Upper Thomson's Mobil station.. and... i pulled up by the kiosk, the wrong kiosk, then dad suddenly said 'aye, i noe you like the right side, but the pocket is on the other side' so i kinda swerved the car to the left and ya.. (confusing) BOTTOM LINE ISSSS.. i pumped petrol into the car wif ma car SIDEWAYS, well... almost haha.. malu-ating Thats it for da first day.. gonna Zzzz so shoo! Thrash-ed @ 1/23/2004 01:42:00 am [comment] *** Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Milkshake song rawks!! LALA-LALA-LA, warm it up, LALA-LALA-LA, the After da test, parents came to pick me up, i was suppose to drive but, as expected, ma dad said im still new.. -__-" and a few yrs down to road i wudnt be surprised if he still thinks im new.. bahs.. went to get shoes, sandals (for polo) and slippers, yup, thats bout it.. reached home. . . slacked. . . chilled. . . rotted . . . till 6+ went to meet Ian at ma bus-stop, then went on to meet adeline and jennifer for dinner at chijmes, fish and chips were goooooot.. but its 20 bucks.. -__-" it HAS to be good.. it better be.. =D headed onto Embassy later on for a drink, erm.. i dun drink but i had a lil, dun understand why people like da taste of that kinda stuff.. erms.. yeah.. thats bout it.. nuthin much happened cept that one whole day of slacking. yups and after one whole day of trying to hide ma driving results from the rest, i finally gave in.. i sucked at acting.. so yup.. I GOT MA LICENSE!!!! Thrash-ed @ 1/21/2004 01:36:00 am [comment] *** Monday, January 19, 2004 Gawwdd.... tmr's ma driving test! how time flies.. =p Chinese New Year's coming, have no idea what im gonna do but i thk we're goin visiting or sumthn on da third day.. kewl.. urms.. Dad brought me driving yesterday at lim chu kang, where the mock/emergency airfield is.. fer ma driving.. the weather was pretty fine until the MOMENT (yes the MOMENT, EXACTLY that moment) i got into the driver's seat.. argh! it was a freaking heavy downpour, ive nv driven in such conditions and adding onto it, i'll be driving beside ma father, it all depends on ma driving then to decide ma fate wif the car... whether i can loan it in future... but it turned out pretty well anyways.. he gave me a 75, good enough.. hehs.. my dad was so nervous, ma mum was smiling to herself looking at my father from the backseat, the way he's grabbing his seat and stuff.. hahas, there was a few times where i was driving on a TOTALLy straight road, and my father kept saying 'go straight go straight' every 10 seconds, when i nv even ask anything.. (just goes to show his 'gan-jiong-ness') hahas, and even told me to slow down when im ALREADY driving so slowly.. =\ then there was this awkward silence on the straight road, cos the music was turned off, i tried to start a conversation, to 'un-awkward' it, but ma Dad told me to concentrate... (urmmss.... okayyy) then the awkward silence continued.. good tho.. nice experience.(feel so mean) came back home to pick ma sister up then went off to harboufront plaza (i think) for our 'reunion dinner', cos ma sis wud be flying off soon, tmr, to amsterdam and then onto New York.. (envious) ya.. so we had our reunion dinner within our family earlier instead of the eve. anyway the waitresses at the restaurant were mostly jap girls.. dun you find it weird when u see and jap and you know its one but u don't know why? they just haf this unique look... kinda appealing, but DEFINATELY NOT those SINGAPOREAN-JAPANESE WANNABEs.. -___-" Told ma sister to go apply for Miss Singapore this afternoon and she called me crazy! basket.. and my mum said i wanted to get to know more girls, thats why im asking ma sis to go join and get to know em and be my middleman.. (sweatdrop) Good intentions not appreciated. =D Thrash-ed @ 1/19/2004 03:07:00 pm [comment] *** Saturday, January 17, 2004 sorry for da title, =\ i... went... for...ma....driving...revision...todae... after a mth or so of slacking, was pretty disasterous, ma parellel parking was kapoot, and when i was on da road, da instructor told me to make a u-turn in front, then i went to do a right turn and yeah, BLUR! argghh.. hope i dun do da same during the traffic police test, or ill probably kill myself if i ever did such a silly mistake at such a critical period. went to flash & splash todae wif da guys and girls.. got a shirt, quite happening shirt but yeahs.. Ian said we should go embassy on tue after my driving.. haha, so i said ya.. if i pass.. wudnt haf da mood to go embassy or wadever if i happen to fail wud i.. what else happened todae.. ohs.. the girls went shopping for shoes.. -__-" wad izzit wif girls and shoes.. just buy sneakers and get on wif it (shrugs). Not going for polo tmr.. sighs.. wanted very much to go but mum says.. 'Daryl, tomorrow you cant go for polo, we are going for dinner, your sis is flying off so she wudnt be joining us for the family reunion dinner' yeah.. tried to bargain a lil but, hafta priorities i guess.. (dior! this is not an excuse.. so dun rub it *box*) Im toooo skinny.. . . . . . gotta go train up ma arms.. they suck.. Thrash-ed @ 1/17/2004 11:57:00 pm [comment] *** Friday, January 16, 2004 baaahhhh, went over to town todae for a lil while to chill and sutff, den went down to mum's and dad's working place, bought old chang kee for em then sat down and talk talk talk, was suppose to haf dinner there but..... nah.. why haf such an expensive meal, and dad says he's gonna bring me go drive dis sunday! muahaha, but i doubt.. anyway got home around 7.40, opened the door, looked at ma stupid cat, then ma handphone rang, it was desmond. "Aye, Daryl, wanna go for dinner or sumthn at amk or bishan not?" (sweatdrop) so we arranged to meet at 8.30, since it was still early and stuff, i sat down and watched tv at home, k, den i left at 8.15, went out of the house, lock the door and everything.. went to the lift, and kinda realised i was carrying something weird... then i looked down and O_O!! the remote control's still wif me.. (wad the..) yeah, so i went back.. put it back into where it's suppose to be and stuff.. sheesh, damn comical.. yeah thats about it.. desmond went on telling me about this special girl he's going aft and stuff.. hehs.. i miss those days.. =\ all those hints the girl is trying to give you and you finally go OHHHH SO THATS WHAT SHES TRYING TO SAY, (after meeting up wif your buddy which is a fewdays later) you see, it kinda takes 2 or more person to kinda confirm what the girl is trying to say? cos guys and girls interprete certain stuffs differently yeah? it kinda happened to me once. scenario was when i was in a camp, i called my ex-girlfriend (but during this time, it was only the 'going after/courting' period)up at night and she said she was sad, cos she just dropped her handphone in the bathroom and its a lil short circuit and stuff, (no idea why she brought it in) so i tried consoling her and stuff, then she said she's sad cos she cant talk to her boyfriend at night anymore, (ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!) ya.. i was devastated, (haha, ok, that was exagerrating) i never knew she had a boyfriend, (note: she wasn't my girlfriend YET at this time) so i tried to put up a front and be happy and stuff, so aft we hung up (hey im telling a story.. haha cool.. anyway) i turned over to my friend and told him what happened, about her boyfriend and stuff, then he said to me.. what if she was referring to you? as in you being her boyfriend? calling her everynight? and shes sad that she cant talk to you anymore? ......(speechless)...... then i smsed her and asked her bout the stuff then ya.. my friend was rite.. -__-" spastic... MORAL OF THE STORY: Always seek your buddy's help when you think a girl is trying to hint to you something.. i think.. ya wadever. bored bored bored... gonna DRIVE tmr.. tmr's gonna be ma final revision before ma test.. i rilli hope ill make it... =\ then gonna go buy some new year clothings at flash and splash tmr wif ian and gappy, prolly gonna get a shirt or sumthn.. and i need sandals... -.- ive been going for polo trng in shoes.. hahas, yeah.. kinda weird.. arniway.. yes, im gonna get sandals.. ok, theres nuthing more i wanna say/type, if i carry on, ill be blabbering nonsense and rubbish and no one wud wanna hear that kinda stuff.. yeah.. see, its starting already.. so yes.. goot bye.. Thrash-ed @ 1/16/2004 10:57:00 pm [comment] *** Wednesday, January 14, 2004 polo, polo, polo, polo must go, must go, must go, must go! (cranky) Thrash-ed @ 1/14/2004 10:19:00 pm [comment] *** Thank you for recently taking the Self Discovery Workshop's IQ Test. Because of the Internet's ability to mishandle transmissions, we are reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 139 ^_^ Thrash-ed @ 1/14/2004 05:47:00 pm [comment] *** Tuesday, January 13, 2004 gosh.. im feeling damn awkward and down ryte now.. probably depression or sumthing.. anyways went out wif da guys todae, went over to beach road to see some shirt designs.. ya.. then went onto bugis, since its gonna be sukhbir's last day before he leaves for india for some exchange prog. so ya.. what the heck.. might as well chill at bugis or sumthn.. todae was alrite i guess, better than previous days.. sigh.. ive got nuthin much to write.. (as usual) erms.. id better go fer trng dis sunday else im gonna start giving excuses for da consecutive weeks. sigh.. sorry man..ma brain aint functioning properly ryte now ..screwed.. Thrash-ed @ 1/13/2004 11:51:00 pm [comment] *** Monday, January 12, 2004
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::t.i.r.e.d:: ::p.u.z.z.l.e.d:: ::l.o.s.t:: ::c.o.n.f.u.s.e.d:: There are some things out there thats really bothering me but it just aint right by posting what im feelin right here so yes.. don't get your hopes too high daryl =\ hate it. Thrash-ed @ 1/12/2004 12:07:00 am [comment] *** Thursday, January 08, 2004 oo right.. 11.33pm. and im bored, no one's online, im the only loser ard here... =\ soo ive decided to share ma diving course experience wif yoo guys since ive got nuthin else better to talk about besides ma pathetic life.. hope i dun spoil it for the future divers.. =p -Naval Diving Unit!- wanted to share dis wif ya coz it seems like i can only talk most bout that and nothing else.. first and foremost ive actually attempted this diver course 3 times! but wait.. lemme explain, the first time i didnt get thru e selection is because.. i went to sembawang air base instead of naval base..(alrite.. alrite, blame it on my stupidity) xp. The 2nd time was in june (2002) after my Cadet Lieutenant's course (CLT Course) for the 24th Basic Diving Course (BDC), i got thru e initial ncc selection, then i passed the selection conducted by the divers THEN i passed the final medical selection, but by that time, they've eliminated from 40+ till 7 (proud) so yar, thats kinda alot, and the Naval Diving Unit (NDU) will only conduct the course wif a minimum number of trainees.. which was 8 and we had 7, so 24th BDC wasn't conducted, they cancelled the whole course altogether.. =\ man u shuda seen ma face at that time, cud only see da whites of ma eyes cos ma face was sooo black u cudnt see nuts. The 3rd and final time was last december (2002), everything was smooth, cept for some miscommunication thinggy which i dun wanna tok bout =p anyway i kinda found out that if i had e choice of 24th or 25th BDC, i wud have chosen e 25th anyway, because among e candidates of the 24th bdc, i was e only Clt, and wif 25th i had ma buddies wif me.. so yarp.. anyway im talkin crap here huh? haha.. hmm how many words can one entry store man.. itz gonna be quite long.. haha.. k ill carry on -MY HAIR- GONE! poof, taking away by the hair fairy.. (cheesy) i looked like some clown, cudnt get used to it, but luckily there arent many girls in NDU cept for those aunties in the cookhouse serving us fooooooooooooood. i later found out why we had to have short hair. -Blur- erh, so there i was on the bed in NDU in my cabin wondering why am i here or rather how the hell i even got there.. before i knew it it was 4.45 had to wakie wakie.. changed into my pt rig and went down to the charging bay (the place where we charge our cylinders/tanks) went fer breakfast den had Physical Training (PT), we saw Master Sergeant Johnson for e first time, it totally freaked us out, hez a THEN on e second day! we had our own cylinders and took our first breath of SCUBA air, it didnt taste good but what can we do like we had a choice -.- anyway we went down in e 1m side of e pool and took our first breath, i remember ma buddy zek sitting beside me we took our first breath and looked at each other wif that 'kewl....' kinda expression and starting showing each other hand signals. (tho i had no idea wad he was trying to say) then learnt howta clear e mask if it was filled wif water learn howta fin properly.. man this really is long.. dunno if i can finish it.. i wunder who wud be readin this.. anyway ill continue.. hehe, hey wait i cant remember anythin else that happenend on e second day. The fun part was the pool competency and e other stuffs like ditch and don(putting on our gear and taking them out underwater) emergency drills and such.. basically everything done in the training pool was fun.. cept for the treading water wif fins and your cylinder and your weightbelt with Master Sergeants Johnson and Alvin shouting in your face "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM U BELARDY VIRGIN! OPEN UP YOUR LEGS!" "WIDER! WIDER!!" "YES MASTER!" (puff puff puff) and after what seemed like 30 mins... "ALRITE YOU GUYS HAVE 4 MINUTES LEFT! CMON ENDURE!" and we had to do it for 5 mins, i doubt it was 5 mins tho, im sure they were out to tekan us and made us do 10 instead.. =p oh btw, our cylinders weighed 30kgs, weight belts 8 kgs and ya, already enough to drown ourselves. -Pool Competency- To cut the long story short, ::::Zee PROBLEM: Diving in Sea = Waves/Current that hinder movement, Waves/Current that hinder movement = Natural, Natural = Free:::: Diving in NDU Dive School Pool = No Waves, IF you want Waves in Pool = Money to install equipment, NDU = NO MONEY. ZEESOLUTION: NO MONEY = Usage of old techniques, Usage of old techniques = Use of Manpower/Instructor, Use of Manpower/Instructor = swimming down from surface to 'harass' you. Voila! This is to see how you tackle zee waves in case it happen to 'pull out zee mouthpiece from zee mouth or send u spinning and disorientating you. HOW? by taking (snatching) out zee mask, take (snatch) out zee DV(the mouthpiece, and ive no idea what DV stands for, and yes, we had to hold our breaths which i cant rilli do that well.) and shaking and turning u guys round and round in zee water, disorientating us and then leave us alone to get zee equipment back into working condition and yes i know im repeating maself, i just wanna irritate zee helloutta you guys wif zees Spasnish or Italian or Frenchmen's accent. Capiche? (or however you spell that word) -Ditch and Don- itz juz takin out our cynlinders fins mask and everything except for your wetsuit -.- and putting them back on again underwater, anyway thruout e course, i didnt have problems sleepin, i can slp at ard erh.. 9 wifout tossing and turning.. coz i was freakin worn out, by the 4th day, almost or maybe everybody were startin to have muscle failure. because of the numba of chin ups and push ups we had to do for the slightest mistakes and adding on, flutter kicks and chin ups is a MUST before every single meal except for breakfast. started wif 8, then the repetitions go up 1 per day, so by the end of da course we had to do 20 see.. =p (sheesh, my head's swelling) -Theory Test- CRAP, test again.. hate it, had to memorise the 4 laws of diving, the archimedes principal and whole lotta diving physiology thinggy which i cant remember =p -Friday of the first week in NDU- BOOK OUT DAY! me and another 2 guys had e privilege of booking out like 15mins earlier to go down to Amoy Quee Camp fer our promotion while the other 10 were getting the time of their lives at the poolside with Master Johnson revising their counting.. (123, 123, 123, 123 ,123, flutter kick postion change! CHANGE! 123, 123 ,123 ,123 ,123 push up position CHANGE! 1, 2, 3, 4, ... u get the picture) -2nd week- SEA DIVE! i dread this.. visibility was terrible, e current was also terrible, and the water.. was also terrible. but it didnt turn out that bad anyways. anyway we had 11 sea dives, outta all 11 dives, zek was ma buddy for 9 dives.. haha cool man, i werk wif him very well when it comes to sea dive, coz e other pairs were scolding each other all e time.. haha comical, to the extend of scolding each other at the start of their dive before entering the sea UNTIL the end of their dive when the surface... STILL SCOLDING! yar, hehs, funny stuff.. =p i knew why we had to had short hair, because of all e small sand particles in e sea... theyll get stuck onto our hair, i found that out when i saw em on top of ma empty plate when i was in e cookhouse aft ma morning dive. errm...geddid? oh and we had to wake up at 4.30 just to launch the rubber dinghy (rubber boat) for our morning dive! the motor and all, and futhermore, that friggin thing is so heavy.. weighs about the same as an elephant (exaggerating) and the Class II Divers (Professional Divers) had to do their PT with them on their head.. they call em Boat PT.. yeah.. hmm... Boat PT says it all, why did i hafto elaborate..haha, madness.. -Night Dive- cool, i actually preferred night dive and morning dive to afternoon dive.. coz afternoon itz visibility is super terrible, so merky, itz as if yoo are flying thru clouds.. juz that this cloud was brownish green in colour. Night dive is better, darylism, once again Since you cant see clearly, might as well don't see at all. the only thing u can see i small little shiny bubbles. Oh yar, i remember during the night dive when i surfaced, there were maggi mee wrappers and plastic bags stuck behind me on ma cylinder, somebody thought it was a jelly fish.. -.- (that freaked me out) wudnt want it to sting e back of ma neck. and i heard that only e 25th batch were e only ones who did e night dives and 500mins sea dive time.. *grin* Hooyah 25th! -The Jetty- thats not a place we like to go to.. once we are at the jetty, it isnt good news, -Wet & Sandy- ahhh... the nostalgia... e most memorable event of the whole course.. it was on e 2nd last day of e course when we've JUST came up from our dive, by then all of us shud have clocked at least 500mins of sea dive time.. we did some boo boo (which apparently wasnt such a big deal) and master johnson made us change into our pt rig, into the sea, and onto the sand, before we knew it we were rollin left and right, push ups, sit ups, flutter kicks, sit and tucks, morning darling etc on e sand when Master Johnson is like at the podium counting, 123, 123, 123, 123, 123, 123, 123 sit and tuck change.. 123, 123, 123, 123, 123, 123..and the timing is like 5 repetitions in 1 second? o_O? =p yeah.. revising maths again.. not cool man, face, body, crotch, thighs all fulla sand. PAIN! aft all that was done we stood in a row, and master johnson announced the results of those who passed the theory test, which was e only thing standing in the way of our uniforms and the badge. 6 peepz passed outta e 13, i barely made it. -Passing out- All of us dressed in our No.3 (The err... respective uniforms of each element, like the air in the air force uniform and stuff like that.) seeing each other from a different perspective, seeing bars and stripes on shoulders and sleeves, putting back the line between cadets and CLts back when it was taken away on the first day of our course. all of us dressed smartly in our respective Land Air and Sea Uniforms, and seeing Master johnson and the instructors for the first time wearing CLOTHES and those shiny ding dongs on their uniforms. That day was really what all 13 of us has been waiting for, we were later presented the silver helmet, (the badge) took the course photo, packed our bags and headed home.. that was e end of our 25th Basic Diving Course... =\  Basic Diving Badge Senior Cadet Lieutenant Wu Ting Ji Senior Cadet Lieutenant Muhd Zaki Senior Cadet Lieutenant Benjamin Yeo Senior Cadet Lieutenant Benjamin Koh Senior Cadet Lieutenant Kevin Poh Senior Cadet Lieutenant Daryl Goh Master Sergeant Wan Remy Master Sergeant Hendy Staff Sergeant Tan You Cai Staff Sergeant John 1st Sergeant Dennis Lim 1st Sergeant Desmond Chow The Final 13...... out of the 80+ applicants =D - Swim 200mins in Breast Stroke within 6 minutes (sounds easy, but the actual length in fact is about 310m in 6 minutes) - Complete a 5 meters tower jump into swimming pool. - Breathold Swim underwater for 12 meters. (once again there must be a typo error or sumth cos we had to go underwater for 25m or ya out) - Run 2k within 10 mins (vest and slack with PT shoes) - Do a minimum of 6 repetitions of chin up (Chin above bar, Arms straightened before every repetition, no swinging/kicking/wobbling or abrupt movements that may help assist in that repetition.) - Do a minimum of 40 sit ups in 1 min (Hands by your ears, Shoulderblades touching the mattress before commencing each repetition, chest touches lap during each repetition. No arching of back, no releasing of hands beside ears) - Do a minimum of 30 push ups in 1 min (Chest brought down until 1 inch above ground, body straightened at all times and arms straightened after each repetition.) - Do no apply if you visual acuity exceeds 6/24 *Extracted from Application form.. * Sorry guys, cant help it, im just too proud of this badge.. hehs.. cheers! Thrash-ed @ 1/08/2004 10:54:00 pm [comment] *** Wednesday, January 07, 2004
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? - Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? - Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? - In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? - "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" - Can mute people burp? - Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? - Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello, why don't they just bark in their face or sumthn? - Why do companies offer you "free gifts?"... Since when has a gift NOT been free? - Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? - Why did Mary own a little lamb? - Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? - Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop? - Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? - Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? - Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? - Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? - Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? - When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it? - When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what's the difference? - What happens when you say "hi" to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack? - Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn't people aim for their head or crotch? - If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will? - Is bad a bad word? - What does OK actually mean? - If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? - Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? - Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming? - Do Dutch people always split the bill? - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? - If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? - If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? - If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? - How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? - If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the driver end up owing you money? - Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Thrash-ed @ 1/07/2004 11:03:00 pm [comment] ***
many people do. Now please rate this high (but you don't have to). You told the truth though. Thanks for taking this. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON brought to you by Quizilla What? Thrash-ed @ 1/07/2004 12:00:00 am [comment] *** Tuesday, January 06, 2004
 What Finding Nemo Character are You? brought to you by Quizilla DUDE!!! IM CRUSH!!! and you were like WOOOOAAAAOOWWWWW!!.... and then you were like WooOoAAWwww and then you were like.. woooooawww.... Sweet! Totally... ahh alrite i shall stop.. im just trying to prove my point. Thrash-ed @ 1/06/2004 11:53:00 pm [comment] ***
 Power Rangers Movie! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla *insulted* (But black ranger wud be nice) =D Thrash-ed @ 1/06/2004 11:44:00 pm [comment] *** Kinda nervous bout ma upcoming driving test.. =\ ma classmate just flunked it so ya.. kinda scary. bahz, today was kinda awwright, had internet studies class, erms, its actually a continuation from where i left off the previous semester and ive already forgotten almost every single thing and hahas, yeah it was kinda terrible in class when the lecturer went, so Daryl, who is the person who said blah blah blah? and everyone in class was like looking at me and i was just errrrmmmmmm..... ya.. bad.. and im suppose to do some non-participant or participant observation on virtual communities like... IRC, yeah, haf no idea what im suppose to do neways so.. BAH.. I enquired bout some stuff regarding on campus studying in Monash uni in aussie, its pocket burning! (i mean it's burns pocket.. same logic) its AUD30,000 a year! k, anyway, thats why i THINK i'll start go looking fer a job or sumthn like that, as long as money's comin ma way.. ye noe? haha, (why am i talking lidat) ya.. so i can lighten up ma parents load or sumthn. (grin) The song, Mandy, by Barri Manilow or Westlife is damn nice, the tune is woooow... ya, like.. wooowww... .... wooooaaaahhhwwwwww.... yup.. what is there to write? oh, i tried to do ball tapping against the wall today at home wif ma polo ball and.. hahas, just aint right. the ceiling is so low! how to tap! and if i tap and it goes behind me? its gonna break sumthn in da house, i already flipped ma cat's food over already.. =\ ermmmm... no school tmr.. thk ill go swim.. as long as i can find someone to go wif me.. or else ill just be going there for 20 laps and im gone.. waste time.. argh.. im listening to Sean Paul's like glue now, has anybody got any idea what this bugger is trying to say? Thrash-ed @ 1/06/2004 10:49:00 pm [comment] *** Monday, January 05, 2004 kuku, kuku lalalallaa, (some children song or sumthn... ) just feel like singin it.. ok, typing it.. ahh wadever. Thrash-ed @ 1/05/2004 09:35:00 pm [comment] *** Alright.. *slurps saliva* sorry, just woke up.. was watching some 'interesting' documentary bout battlefield detectives till i fell asleep on ma mums bolster. yeap.. it was the saliva on the bolster that actually woke me up ^_^ anyways, had advertising class today.. and.. i kinda doubt the necessity for such modules, like, huh? i think its something like art, you go ahead and do whatever you want and let the advertising kukus go decipher it. arrrhs anyways, pretty interesting class. im suppose to be doing the homework now but just seem to have a mental block, listening to Here Without You by 3 doors down.. (cool guitar skills). k i thk id better stop and go do this thing right now b4 i fall asleep and wake up nxt morn or sumthn and find myself in deep sh*t. Thrash-ed @ 1/05/2004 08:30:00 pm [comment] *** Sunday, January 04, 2004 Blahs.. i kinda found out the reason to Darylism, philosophy number 1. 'Beautiful girls, don't go out with handsome guys, beautiful girls go out with... Thrash-ed @ 1/04/2004 09:46:00 pm [comment] *** Saturday, January 03, 2004 im eating soft butter cookies right now.. -__-" bah.. ok, a lil bout today, went for training, as usual was late. started at 8 but i woke up at 8.30 reached there at 9.. erm, woke up at 6.40 actually, but yes.. snooze snooze snooze, all tha way till 8. cool huh. urms.. nuthing much happened todae cept that i went for lan.. and saw ian at dhoby ghaut mrt station wif his poly frens, (alamak brother, u looked damn sian) then shun4 bian4 paid him fer the t-shirt thinggy. erms.. den went over to bishan, bought simpsons hit and run, stupid, err no, crude game. bah! school..... is.....starting......sooooonnnn.......AARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! erm hi joyce, hi hi, no ones chatting wif me cept for you.. so Hiiii! (spastic) erms.. k, i dunno wad to write, erms.. will be going shopping fer new yr clothings tmr.. not eyeing anything, so just let ma sis do de shoppin fer me (smiles) yup yup, will post another entry when i feel like it.. Thrash-ed @ 1/03/2004 10:51:00 pm [comment] *** Friday, January 02, 2004 Alrighty, so what is this Darylism crap u may wunder, it's a set of beliefs as according to... Yup.. me.. (smiles). This set of beliefs have been initiated with much hesitation from the council (me) and much research and experience thru the 18 years of ma life... right.. enough b.s. DARYLISM - Beautiful girls, don't go out with handsome guys, beautiful girls go out with... - Anti-Smoking - - Anti-Mats (1. People who have no dressing sense, tapered pants? Wad kind of sane person wud even think it looks good, the only pair of legs that look good wif tapered pants are females! 2. People who think caps should be worn sideways. 3. People who think smoking is cool *see no.1*) - Anti-Ah Bengs (1.People who compete on the length/volume of their polyphonic ringtones. 2. People who think tight shirts are cool. 3. People who grow thick strands of things sticking out from their head, im still amaze, how do they actually see wif that kind of grass on their head? and 4. Unfortunate people who still live in Fuchian Province of China, still speaking Hokkien, and cant seem to speak proper english, oh wait, they cant. and one last one. 5. People who think smoking is cool *see no.1*)) - Anti-Gay *contributed by joyce =D* (1. People with disengaged joints at their wrist, cant seem to control em. 2. Government's fine with it but - Lazy - BEACH DUDE!! not rilli dude but ya, beach kinda person - Grunge - Waterpolo (optional) heh - Fulla nonsense, b.s, crap k its getting outta hand...ALRITE SO WHAT IF IM NOT CLEAR WHAT DARYLISM IS!? gosh.. erm, this isnt actually blogging is it? gotta try harder. hey urms.. this darylism is meant to be a joke aiight (haha)..dun take it too seriously guys.. =D esp the beautiful girls thing.. (smiles) Thrash-ed @ 1/02/2004 11:59:00 pm [comment] *** stayed home da whole day today.. =\ boredness.. dior just called me and reminded me of polo! argh! ive gotta start going soon, been missing it for e past 1 mth or so cos of camps camps camps and attachments, nah not rilli, those are just excuses. im kinda lazy to go as well.. bah! haven been out almost everyday this and last week, bout time i stayed home and chill a lil. urms, nuthin much happened today cept that im missing some stuffs rite now, kinda anticipating it but think it aint gonna happen todae, or probably the nxt few days. =\ i think im deprived of girls.. ha! but no, seriously, i am.. i dun meet enough girls, the girls in school are yucks, the girls in ncc aint ma cup'a tea and ya.. sheesh, just aint ma luck, saw some chics at east coast on new yrs eve, shudda seen how fyne they were. but its labelled 'for eyes only', why? cos i aint or never got the balls to back rejection up. life stinks, I stink. w'sup wif chics goin out wif (sorry if i sound offending) DISGUSTING GUYS!? man, hairy, flabby, hairy, circular, hairy and.. hairy! and the girl is pretty fyne if i might add. k i sound shallow but w'sup? this aint the first time, this aint the second, this aint even the 10th time! its a thing i see everyday on the streets! =\ gotta get ugly to get da chics eh? yup, i haf a problem wif this kinda stuff.. argh! anyway.. shall stop here, getting outta hand Thrash-ed @ 1/02/2004 10:30:00 pm [comment] *** Thursday, January 01, 2004 AWW RIGHT.. its working pretty fine, the stuffs here are kinda sucky no selection of fonts, text size.. oh hey, i can change da font! k im a computer nut alrite, youve gotta do some html crap which i cant rilli do so... bah.. anyways, 2004.. sheesh, i can still remember going for de millienium countdown in 2000. =\ neways year 2003 has been kinda hectic for me, as well as many others out there. Blasted memories to leave behind for 2003 - Screwed up results - People who were never meant to be - The amount of munny i had to spend just to enjoy maself considering the fact that i aint working. - How pathetic my life really is Things to look forward to in 2004 - Getting ma Class 3 Driving License. - Getting to Drive ma dad's new car (if he really is gonna buy one) - Singapore Youth Festival Opening Ceremony. (heh, yeah... syfoc... *drools*) - Enlistment into National Service. (Hopefully the Naval Diving Unit *smilez*) 2004 New Year Resolutions - Get a life. - Train up fer ma running. - Stop being so dependant on ma parents. - Stop being a computer idiot and learn howta use this thing. - Stop being a clown. - Not to fall in love or whatever you call it so easily. - Start thinking 2005 resolutions. Thrash-ed @ 1/01/2004 10:58:00 pm [comment] *** Happy New yr guys, decided to try out this blog thinggy since almost everyone i know has one. Since it's the new yr and ive got so much to say, so much to say about 2003 and so much things im looking forward to this year, decided to go ALL OUT! and create this damned thing. k, this shall be ma first post. ive gotta test it don't i? Thrash-ed @ 1/01/2004 10:53:00 pm [comment] *** |
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