Sunday, February 29, 2004

hoowdley doodley doo! im bach.. haha, back i mean, erms.. apparently, as u can see, i kinda got lazy aft v.day eve la so ya.. haha, doesnt matter now isnt it, im back! okai, erm.. couplla things happened, my dad got da new BLACK car, super cool, (not really) drove it already.. (grin) ya, once only la so no beeg deal. then urms.. went for my national service medical checkup on friday, my 2nd one, cos i went fer one last yr.. erm.. kinda stupid, i thought i wud be going thru the whole procedure all over again, the urine test, the blood, and the pants off, koff koff, pants on thing, so i drank lotsa water, (LOTS) and SPECIALLY wore BOXERS (cos i kinda had a bad experience the first time around.. cos we had a waiting area, and while waiting i hafto strip down to ma under(something) or boxers, and, apparently, i haven been talkin to my seniors alot? so i dunno bout such stuffs, so i had to stay in the freaking cold waiting room dress so skimpily with a piece of paper, (which they handed out, i figured it was fer me to cover up, trunks is fine.. but in my undies? and waited for my turn.. -__-" luckily i didnt wear the i love mum undy wif me haha! okay.. it was a joke..) anyway, i drank lotsa water, went there prepared to release, once again cos i had another bad experiece durin e prev med check, the pee cudnt come out.. was one of the first one into the toilet and one of e last one out, anyway, drank lotsa water that day, and they told me i didnt hafto go thru all those urine test and stuff nemore, cept for the testing of uniform and consultation.. and heh, i waited at the waiting area once again wif a bladder thats bout to burst... then after the whole thing, went to pee then went to meet ian kg and maz, had one of the longest bus rides of my life.. the moment i got onto the bus, 15 mins la'er, had to pee again, anyway 605's a good bus, went past st theresa's convent, rgs, scgs, chij tp haha, had afew glances comin ma way.. haha! k la, cos i was e only guy on e bus wad.. the bus went past ma house, cudnt take it nemore, had to alight.. e bladder was friggin full for goodness sake.. anyway.. that was it.. terrible day..


YESTERDAY
Went for thr trials.. goodness! i didnt make it! 34 secs behind.. argh! how how how!? basket.. ok seriously, i wasn't ALL OUT that day.. haha, kinda took ma time in between lars so.. (slaps myself) doesnt matter anyways.. heh, went home before heading to town for dinner, saw fauzi and calvin, then went home.. went town.. saw shamir, then saw fauzi again, then saw calvin.. ( yes the 2 different people i saw on the train todae, saw them together again at heeren and they werent hanging out with each other?)then saw zek and farhan (belardy zek, nipple tweezing improved alot i thk.. e pain lasted like 1 hr or sumthn.. [i'll get my revenge]) then farhan saw his sec school fren, then zek said he saw ali, then we went down to meet ali, then on our way to meet ali, saw 2Lt Chye.. -__-", was gonna meet another friend of mine, then found ali and chuan bao at some pool centre, then at the next table was ma 42nd intake Clt Instructors.. -__-" then beside their table.. is my schoolmate.. scary.. kinda makes u think about the 'Its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small small world.. dah dah dah dah dah something something somthing wadever' song


TODAE
Dragged myself outta bed for de asian aerospace, didnt wanna go but heard tickets were bought already so i HAD TO, so i went down.. met up wif the guys and they say they had one missing ticket.. so i hadto go buy one myself.. -__-" shudda stayed home and sleep.. anyway.. i look like a panda now.. all thanks to my shades and the sun.. so screwed up.. k, then i just did half of my assignment thats due dis tue, so ya.. hectic week.. or rather hectic weekend.. haha.. k, long entry.. haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. k ive nuthin else to say...




p/s: okay joyce... its updated.. =D

Thrash-ed @ 2/29/2004 10:27:00 pm [comment]

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Friday, February 20, 2004

It begins with a jolt, A sudden jerk to the body, which constricts with the most primal reaction to what it senses as coming disaster. The rest of the senses quickly follow suit, springing to attention and kicking into overdrive. The floodgates of the adrenal glands are thrown open and the precious stuff, the body's version of super-concentrated lightening, pours into the circulatory system. The breathing begins to intensify, sending oxygen in every increasing amounts into the bloodstream. Capillaries dilate, widening to allow for the Sig-Alert of now hyper charged blood cells operating in panic mode. Eyes widen, muscles tense and a godlike sensation begins to take over as surroundings melt into a frenzied, passing blur. "I'm outrunning everything. I am in control".

2 fast 2 furious

Thrash-ed @ 2/20/2004 10:36:00 pm [comment]

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Saturday, February 14, 2004

Valentine's Day Eve


Ahhhrmms... went down to cmpb, queensway, ctlink, suntec, raffles place, tp, tampines mall, ya kun toast, and yishun.. together wif... ian soh liang wah, desmond lim yi xiang, ken wong kian gap and daryl goh (something something), oh, and poh hui sia...we had a super lamey, spastic, nutty, kukus, kok, crazy day todae.. i dunno why, just the way the 4 of us crap.. we haf this lingo, which i doubt anyone else out there wud understand.. takes years and years of practice (nods head in approval).. k look, ive got no idea why im typing this.. i just feel lyk blogging so here i am.. hahas, just so happened that the 4 of us happened to be available on that day, Ian cudnt get his date cos shes goin to da MAA, Desmond cudnt as well (i dunno why, thk cos shes working?), Daryl cudnt as well.. (well.. Daryl didnt ask anyone..) and Kiangap! ohhh.. kiangap might be having his very own date tmr i guess... (evil grin) but we've all got no idea wadto do tmr?.. but we know we're gonna meet, but.. ya.. meet for wad? hope to bump into another group of girls? haha.. (slaps myself) i make ourselves sound like some losers.. ok, we're not aight.. we just haven found THE ONE.....yet... heh...
Saw some fine lookin ladies todae.. probably 8 or 10.. (drools) kaoz.. and brda gap! that flower girl who approached u asking if u wanna buy sumthn for your valentine? WHY U SIAM!!? shudda told her no you dun haf a valentine.. can i buy it for you instead? (smacks forehead) w.a.s.t.e.d.j.u.s.t.l.i.k.e.t.h.a.t. . .
Hey, a girl approached me also todae.. actually 2, but fer some survey thinggy (grin, then wad?).. quite alrite tho.. some erm.. bank thinggy.. i aint saving money.. no pt doing that survey on mee.. and it wasnt even a survey... they were introducing some bank interest plan thinggy.. and she was like holding a clipboard in front of me doing some calculations (which i totally had no idea cos she was speaking so softly and fast) so i decided to just nod my head whenever she looks at me and pretend to be interested.. ya.. but her smile was kinda sweet tho...
k lars... nuthin much happened todae cept fer the crapping and stuff la so ya.. girl-watching is kewl.. i thk its just genetic.. im sure girls ogle at guys just as much.. just that their eyes are so big, they dun hafto turn their heads to face that direction, whereas guys haf so puny eyes they hafta turn their whole friggin head just to check out a girl.. not fair rite.. thats why guys keep getting caught ogling at some girl over and over again but girls dun! (seriously.. girls haf enormous eyes and guys have puny eyes.. i mean generally, if you've noticed) ya.. just lyk this one time when me and my girl were walkin past this newstand and i was like looking at the front cover of the new paper on the table and just happened that there was a girl standing beside the paper and she said i was looking at her ass.. -__-" and she went on and on an on when we were in the bus.. on the fone and ya... (shakes head)
gonna sleep! trng tmr.. belardy farhan wanna meet me early just because he's gonna send his girl to PA tmr morn, which is kinda near ma place.. gonna make sure he regrets it by irritating the hell outta him tmr........................... if i can wake up that is..

Thrash-ed @ 2/14/2004 12:35:00 am [comment]

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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Okayss.. went to SAFRA yishun todae mornin (yes, morning) to hand up me and gappy's application form... Mum drove there this time.. hahas, funny, cos ma mum nv liked driving.. probably cos da car's gonna make way for the new one so mum probably just wanted to have a last feel of it or sumthing lyk that.. but i drove home anyway.. xp My parking skills improved TREMENDOUSLY mun.. haha.. yup yup, erm.. chances of gettin a car for v.day's kinda slim now... =\ car rental shops are fully booked and dad's gonna trade in the car for the new one which probably arrives on v.day, and theres like totally.. N.O possibility that he'll lend me a totally new car on it's first day? so ya.. prolly ask my godma? (evil grin) but erms.. soo mean... we'll see then.. dun rilli NEED one anyway.


Anyways me and gappy went over to yishun fer a swim.. tryin ta see how many laps we cud cover in an hour.. but ended talking and checkin people out instead haha.. and the trial is like urmss.. dis saturday? bah.. wadever.. we'll see la huhs.. btw, farhan's joinin us.. just hope all 3 of us will get thru lars


urms.. nuthin much to say todae.. prolly cus ive got too much water in ma brain or sumthin and its cloggin up ma whole erm.. system.. ya..

Thrash-ed @ 2/10/2004 10:44:00 pm [comment]

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Monday, February 09, 2004

blearrgghss.. woke up late todae for lessons! hahas.. slept at lyk 2+ comin to 3.. urms.. dad bought a niu car.. yup.. friggin 7 seater when i only have a family of four and THE POP UPS ARE KILLING ME! f.. wads da problem.. type halfway, com hangs for like 5 mins, then 7 pop ups come out at once.. every 15 mins.. driving me crazy.. almost smashed the freakin lcd screen.. (gggrrrrrr...)
A.n.y.w.a.y. . . . . . went down to Toa Payoh Safra to apply for sum event on the 21st of march (sunday) at sentosa, so prolly thkin of askin da rest of da guys to come over and chill or touch frisbee or sumthn aft me and kian gap are done wif dat event.. yup.. anyways.. cant cfm nuts rite now.. gotta pass the trials first b4 anything else.. =/
gonna cut ma hair tmr, prolly gonna change ma hairstyle (but not tmr of cos..=D not gonna take that risk)...then onto toa payoh safra ayegain.. submit da application form.. then go meet kian gap... i've got noo idea why.. prolly pass him da event shirt .. (if i happen to get it)
okay.. v.day.. im not gonna ask anyone out (not like people are dying to go out wif me or sumthn).. just aint rite.. nobody to ask anyways, even if i did, itll just be for the sake of getting a date becus it's VALENTINES day.. so ya.. wud prolly go out wif ma brdas..roam da streets and stuff, goodness... ma last v.day b4 my enlistment.. =\ oh well..

Thrash-ed @ 2/09/2004 10:31:00 pm [comment]

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Don't feel like talking,
Don't feel like eating,
Don't feel like sleeping,
Don't feel like doing anything
Don't feel like Sms-ing
Don't feel like chatting


Feel like sumthns missing,
Feel like sumthns wrong,
Feel like there's sumthn ive gotta do but ive no idea what it is,
Feel like sleeping till late tmr,
Feel like lying down and reminisce..
Feel so helpless..


Something IS missing.... Must be the chicken i ate just now..

Thrash-ed @ 2/09/2004 12:19:00 am [comment]

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Saturday, February 07, 2004

V-a-l-e-n-t-i-n-e-s D-a-y


Get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date, get a date,


DARYL GET A DATE!!!!
(and no im not desperate or anything hahas)

Get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life, get a life,


Ok..

Thrash-ed @ 2/07/2004 10:39:00 pm [comment]

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Monday, February 02, 2004

THE PILLARS OF MA LIFE


- MA PARENTS - The besterestest-est there ever is and will be. (dun even try to compare who's parent's are better cos mine's da best, and ya gonna lose......) period

- Amelyn - Ma dearest, the chic in ma life. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .MY SISTER! but dumb her, told her to try out fer Miss Singapore and got spastic remarks in return, but i know shes feeling real good bout herself that i, her nosey, forever-irritating, kajiao-ration brother of hers, of ALL people, actually suggested trying out for dat pageant.

- Agnes Godma- Thks for allowing me to take the wheel last time when i was merely, err.. 13, =D yup yup, (tho i was more like road hazard but, I DIDNT CARE! i was enjoying myself too much to even bother) ma godma really knows howta make her godson happy, so fortunate and blessed to haf a godma like her. . .

DA GURLS


- Mazlinah - This is a really special girl. . . . why? cos she knows everything about me, erm, like what's me and what's not me (which sometimes wifout i myself knowing) this girl...knew her long long time ago, way way way back, when i was still small, puny, skinny lil daryl wif small eyes and specs and erm 60's hairstyle kinda thing. k wadever, erm, shes one of the people i usually confide into regardin relationship stuffs, i treat her more lyk a bruda more than anythin else, (yes, i dunno why shes in 'DA GURLS' section anyways) but nahss.. can talk pretty much everything wif dis girl. . . shes know all ma secrets.. i thk.. yeah.. ALL, like ma crush and stuff.. ya.. =\ can blackmail me ANYTIME. . bah! (im sure u noe that the things i do are just to kajiao and irritate you, so ya.. hahas.. huh, wad am i talking about, u are already used to it)

- Adeline and Jennifer - haha, my makan kaki's, venture out once everyweek together wif Ian for the best kinda makan place in Singapore. . . yups, Jalan Kayu prata rox! well.... kinda. . . hmm.... nah it doesnt... well... erm... just a lil..... i thk..

- Huikin - Haven seen you for sooooooooooooooooooooo loooooooooooongg..... yars.. still remember da time when i was in the gents and u sent an sms about ME to ME when it was actually for KAIYAN? -___-" will nv forget your expression when i came outta the toilet and saw u squatting down covering your face. . . and you were insisting that u werent referrin to meeeeee when it was so obvious o_O? its alrrritteeee larrsss.. shit happens..

- Angie - (grin) dunno why. . . but this girl always kena picked on by me.. i dunno why, i thk cos she has (bully me) written on her forehead or sumthn. . . hahas. . . poor thing. . oh i know, probably if u and yasmeen stop messing up my hair (although it IS already messed up) ill probably cut down on the bullying aight?


(evil grin, u wish)

- Dior - DIOR! fwoh, your name's damn class man.. like christian dior the jewellery thinggy.. okok, WHY U SO FEIRCE!? chill mun... dun scare away da peepoo haha.. try ta take things easy also aight.. can come to me when youve got problems and stuff kays.. hopefully not money problems.. heh

Honey- Hannnnnnnnni - u shud come worship darylism some time soon!! ill personally send u an invitation card, youll be the vice president, how bout that? (cept that, IM the president and we do not have any OTHER followers =\ how sad) i dunno but she really shares alottta similarities wif mee, like................................ (thinks) anyway, shes almost lyk ma twin cept that shes a girl and half indian. . . . (not) sucha bimbo. . . (wait, dat makes me a himbo) anyways enjoyed yer company the other night (as in over the phone, dun err..m.. get e wrong idea) thanks huh, oh.. sorry bout your dad. . . (grin)

- Huisia - erm, wad can i say, super sociable person, actually started talkin to her this year only but has so much to share, can talk to her abt her past relationships and stuff (cos i know all of her ex's... yes.. there is an 'S' in it.. and i know. . . ALL of em..?) ok la probably not alot, but just that i know em thats why it seems like theres alot but shes a really swell girl.. yup.. cheer up and harrpy werkin huhs.. =p

- Joy - DUNNO HOW I GOT TO KNOW THIS GIRL.. seriously. . . but anyways just started talking to her and stuff after sec4 during this R.O.D parade. . . hahas.. yup, like what she always tells me, you're kinda like ma imaginery friend. . . cos we dun really see each other but kinda sms each other often see.. so ya.. there you go.. imaginery friend.. =D

- Joyce - HIEEE!!!! hahas, enjoy yerself kays... saw yer blog, just got into sailing! yay! haha, enjoy yourself but dun tired yourself aight. . oh oh, joyce has the sweetest voice, ladies and gentlemen.. yesyes u really do.. shud try fer the choir or sumthn.. =p

- Lamey Pheng - BOO! haha, crazy girl.. forever BOO-ing on msn.. like wow, so frightened (roll eyes) yup yup, very smart girl.. in on of the top JCs and good cca and has a fair share of guys going after her and still aint satisfied wif life (smacks forehead) haha.. anyways try ta be more optimistic bout things!!!! forever sucha pessimist... (like me..) anyways.. YOU STILL OWE ME A MOVIE HUHSSS!!!! (or did i owe u one..) o_O?

- Vanessa - her name rawks! petite and fun lil girl.. ermss ermss.. very sociable .. but heeyyy... wear more skirts and blouse la or else people's gonna mistaken ye for a guy.. haha.. (grins)

- Yvette - Yvette!! haha, urms.. when am i gonna get you your boards im still wundering.. =p sorry huhs.. have been delaying for like a mth already.. hees, but once i get a car, ill call ye alrite? you gotta bug me for it also lars or ill forget but.. ya.. heh (so mean)

DA GUYS


- Ian - yes yes, i know ive been saying this alotta time but i HATED this guy at first, so did mazlinah, so did kian gap and many many many many people, haha, probably cos u got the face wif 'hate me!' on yer forehead.. like angie's 'bully me' haha.. and now i see him at least once a week.. haha, urms.. both losers, spastic, lame, crappy, gurl-crazy people along wif nix and kian gap.. we dun really talk much about other stuffs.. cept fer gurls.. haha we'd be nudging each other and giving our 'signals' to one another like, 'eh brda, look, six o'clock' pink spaghetti, pony tail, hot' ya.. haha k, crapping.. bah.. we go totally kukus together wif our gang (especially when both of us say 'spastic' together, then we'll give that spastic face) haha!.. BEWARE PEOPLE.. BEWARE

- Kian Gap - this dao fella, haha, basically the same as ian lars... we are a gang la so nuthin much of a diff.. but this guy is probably the casanova in our group.. ian's the 'dun make a fool of yourself la' guy, (i think) im the 'ahh.. heck la' guy, nix is the 'clown' hahas.. CASANOVA sums up kian gap, or ken.. haha.. VRROOOM VROOM!!

- Nixon - Boss ah boss, boss but so childish and clowny and singy, forever singing and bahs.. fulla shit.. grow up la dey hahs.. but hey, nix might just be a boss of a big company or probably a singer mun.. so friggin ambitious. . . aye.. the UOB building.. is MINE, u and ian hafto go find another building..

- Desmond -mongster, haha, getting the love of his life soon, so happy for him, abit envious also.. haha.. WHEN IS IT GONNA BE MA TURN!!??? k, not like i haven got one but ... bahs.. erm.. good luck on your business venture in da future huhs.. we will come out for kopi next time in our forties.. driving... hopefully.. haha

- Farhan - HEY YOU YISHUN PEOPLE. . . .!(thats what i always do when i go somewhere new, like jurong, then it'll be, HEY YOU JURONG PEOPLE!! real loud.. with an accent, yea, spastic, anyways) hes cocky fella.. haha... forever competing physical stuffs wif him, chin ups and stuff.. so far he's been leading me in long distance running lars.. who knows what's next.. gotta buck up. another casanova, has been wif his girl fer ages.. goodness, since secondary school man.. thats damn long.. make sure u invite me to your wedding huhs.. i'll be your wedding car driver if u want also.. haha.. (i was kidding, i'll slap u if u even think about asking me) ^_^

- Zee Zaki - buddy buddy, my running and swimming kaki! together wif farhan, if zek aint free.. but yarps.. nice nice fella.. born leader haha, inspirational sometimes.. glad to haf known you ma man.. we'll be seeing each other soon again aye? airborne.. here we come.. muahaha

Whooopss.. (more girls than guys) ok, dun mistaken, i've gotta other guy friends but i doubt theyll come to this blog neways haha and its 12.39! and im gonna SLEEP! yup yup.. anyways.. thankew peeple fer being there and stuff ya.. im not known for this kinda mushy thankew thankew stuff but ya.. i was bored.. alrite.. seriously.. Thanks!



......ah.. wadever.. goodnight!

Thrash-ed @ 2/02/2004 11:04:00 pm [comment]

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