Monday, March 29, 2004

:: Return of Daryl :: bah.. corny


Hey there peepo! muahaha, kays.. recap on what happened fer the past few days..


..Last Monday..
Went down to Ubi to view and pay the deposit for the car.. ^_^ damn cool.. nuthing much happened aft.


..Last Tuesday..
Can't remember..


..Last Wednesday..
Can't remember


..Last Thursday..
Can't remember


..Last Friday..
haha, yes i remember, zee day before zee collection of zee car.. Ian came stayed over, both slacked and chilled a lil. Things are lookin pretty good fer him, he's got himself a new 'target' or sumthn.. shes a real babe, but hey.. things are really looking good haha, feelin a lil envious as well as happy fer him la.. he being ma khaki in the bachelor's club along wif afew others.. xp anyways.. he's gonna get his girl soon.. =D its kinda confirmed, garunteed, chopped plus signatured already.. okays.. anyways.. chilled at ma place.. searched the whole house for my playstation2 boot disc.. -.-` cudnt find.. so he went to talk on da fone wif da girl while i went to sleep haha.. had to wake up early the next day.. cudnt sleep tho.. super excited bout the car, kept thinking bout what's gonna happen tmr and stuff lyk that.. just like the other time when i had this school excursion to the jurassic park thing exhibition.. o_O?


..Saturday..
Can't remember... ha! yeah.. as if.. took a bus down early in the morning over to Ubi to collect da car.. SDM4744J i think..saw the car and was like.. O_O... fwwoooohhhhhh..... so we went to collect the keys and stuff (Street directory, not funny, it was just a precaution).. and got into the car.. once again.. fwwwoooohhhhhh..... finally man.. haha, tuned into 98.7 and chionged a lil along the e'way and went on to Yishun to pick zek and farhan up.. then went over to HQ hahas.. abit too much attention i had expected.


Afternoon
Guard of honour training was terrible... ACS had to freaking wake up... the standard of the Guard's are beginning to drop, gettin from bad to worse, as usual, gave them the 'waking up' speech at the end of the day.. and stuff.. ya.. hoping to see better results the next training.. or else im probably gonna abandon then and let the reserve take over.. =\ its that bad..


Evening
went home to change, was heading to zouk.. hadto pick Ian up at Liang court.. had no idea where that place was? went all the way to chinatown.. haha.. then he had to take a cab down and meet me.. haha.. k.. there's always a first.. so.. ya.. tried to find our way to zouk... got lost.. at geylang.. (argh.. stop laughing) k, that was when the street directory came in handy.. (beams) i was driving and ian was with the directory beside me with the lights in the car on, it shone on him and ya.. super embarassing.. seeing 2 guys in this car, one driving and the other trying to find the way around.. went round and round in circles around chinatown and clarke quay. Got sick of seeing road signs such as Chin Swee Road, Kim Seng Road, and some other stupid names.. then decided to forget it... went over to Ang Mo Kio to pick desmond up for supper.. haha.. went to chomp chomp, still under renovation, by that time ma leg was already beginning to cramp.. now i noe why some people dread driving.. but i don't! haha, anyways.. decided to go back to ang mo kio for supper instead.. On our way there, Andy called.. was around Ang Mo Kio, so went picked him up and the 4 of us went fer supper.. haha, okays.. nothing special.. but! i managed to park the car everywhere the whole of the 2 days without coupons haha.. forgot to buy la.. =p
after supper, crashed at ian's place.. cos it was free parking so stayed over.. thats about it.. haha, yeah.. he was whispering sweet nothings to the girl as usual.. ^_^ soon la soon.. i'll get mine soon.. haha.. i'll just hafto go chic hunting.. k... that was cheesy.. im so damn shallow


..Sunday..
Fwah... okay.. was a super long day.. erm.. started off with breakfast with Ian's mum and sis at the coffeeshop, then.. chronologically, over to Amoy Quee Camp (YCK), Ang mo kio, woodlands, boon lay, kallang mrt, indoor stadium, Fullerton, Indoor stadium (again), Changi Airport, Yishun (Night Safari), Boon Lay (sent kiangap back), Bedok (sent jennifer back), Yishun (Sent adeline and Ian back) then went home... haha, hadto fully utilise da car.. k lars, at least learnt afew stuffs.. like.. horning, (beep beep, not otherwise) cus i usually hesitate and stuff.. haha.. k lar.. so far i only horned at 6-8 birds and 1 taxi driver! hahaha.. what? the birds were blocking da road! and oh yes.. what's most memorable was the police roadblock.. haha.. was stopped at Sembawang road on my way back from Ian's place bout 12+. Saw red and blue lights.. thought there was an accident.. then realised it was a road block.. pulled over, shown a torch on ma face.. checked the road tax thing.. and signalled me something.. he was telling me to move on, but i stepped out of the car.. why? cos i thought he told me to step out.. -.- then he asked if it was my first time on a road block.. gave him the duh look... haha.. yups.. thats about it.. my 2 days with ma own car... i can get used to this man.. ANYTIME.. just gimme a car.. ^_^ alrighty then.. deres alot more to write but i'll just be crappin all over again so yups.. gonna stop here and cheerio!

Thrash-ed @ 3/29/2004 05:34:00 pm [comment]

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Thursday, March 18, 2004

:: Daryl's Top Ten most Beautiful Women ::


10. Steph Song, ACHAR!
9. Chia Huikin, those who know me will know who she is
8. Jaime Teo, Miss Singapore Universe 2001 i thk
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
6. Danni Minogue
5. Tata Young haha, she aint that pretty aft all, saw this mag cover of her.. =p
4. Tara Reid from American Pie 2 (she only looks good in 2)
3. Rachel from S Club 7
3. MTV VJ DENISE
2. Jenny Frost from Atomic Kitten, she rawks man. The short hair-ed blonde
1. Elsie Chay from Sin Ming... My mum!! (grin)



i was bored..

Thrash-ed @ 3/18/2004 12:36:00 am [comment]

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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

:: God must hate me ::


Last night, I just wanted to have fun
to go out with my friend
I took my dad's car
I never thought he, would find out
but i crashed in a wall
Man im dead,
I guess it's no use,
Im screwing up every little thing i tried to do
I'm born to lose


God must hate me
Cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
I'm breaking down and
you can't save me
stuck in hell and
I wanna go home


Last night,
I had to study, for this test
I forgot, man i'm dead
And now my brain is,
bursting outta of my head
I can't think, I can't breathe
Once again, i guess it's no use,
I'm screwing up every little thing
I ever try to do
I'm born to lose.


God must hate me
cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
Maybe you should pray for me
Breakin down and you can't save me
stuck in hell and
I wanna go home


So what in the world,
am i suppose to do,
I never did anything to you
So can't you find something else to do


God must hate me
cursed me for eternity
God must hate me
maybe you should pray for me
Breakin down and you cant save me
stuck in hell and
I wanna go home


Thrash-ed @ 3/17/2004 07:00:00 pm [comment]

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Saturday, March 13, 2004

:: Scary ::


Fwoooh.... just got back.. was the longest 5 minutes of my life.. dunno w'sup wif upper thomson road today.. every 10 seconds u see a lighting.. and the bus stop's 5 minutes away from proper shelter.. so had to walk in the rain and stuff for five minutes.. in the rain? and lighting? and im not really very short? quite prominent in fact? kept telling myself.. im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die.. haha.. ok la.. but its rilli damn scary.. especially when i hafta cross the road.. had to stand in the middle of the road till the road clears before i can continue crossing.. i stick out like a sore thumb.. bah.. im safe now (grin)


Anyway was on the bus quietly listening to my mp3, looking at the poor people outside in the rain, then noticed this roxy chic sittin diagonally in front of me, was looking at her direction but wasnt looking at her then she kept lookin back.. and me being the shy lil boy i am looked away again.. =\ then exchanged glances a lil heh.. kinda cool.. BUT, nahss.. fer eyes only.. wudnt and will never have the guts to go ask a total stranger for their no. neways.. argh! shallow shallow shallow... shallow daryl.. ah! it even ryhmes!?


This song playing on my blog's by Eamon, Don't want you back.. heard it on da bus.. haha, its censored tho.. i've got the explicit one but doesnt sound rilli nice.. spoils the whole song.. has the f and the shit word here and there.. think its e ideal kinda song u wud wanna listen to when your guy or girl does sumthn wrong and wants to come back to you.. (grin)


Okay, got ma results yesterday.. 9 modules sat for during the first semester.. did pretty well.. only had one pass.. haha! wait.. lemme finish... and 1 distinction and 7 credits.. ha!


Noe sumthn? i think the invention of the home karaoke system is a hugeMISTAKE.. whoever invented it should be hung.. you wudnt noe why i say that till u come over to ma place and find out fer your own.. beautiful evening, enjoying your meal in front of the television watching your favourite dvd with the air-con on .. then someone turns that EVIL machine on.. i mean.. its fine if u wanna sing.. but WHATS THE POINT IN PROJECTING YOUR HIDEOUS SINGING AND MAKE THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU SUFFER? It's okay if you sound good and stuff.. but wth! don't these people have shame!?they make William Hung sound good..

Thrash-ed @ 3/13/2004 07:33:00 pm [comment]

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Thursday, March 11, 2004

:: Huh? ::


Woke up SUPER (ok not really) early todae, went down to get Singapore vs Japan, or rather, Japan vs Singapore Fifa qualifiers match in Singapore from Bishan Sistic.. reached there like er, 830 i think..
It all began when i recieved a phone call from Ian, 'Aye brother, can do me a favour not, can you come down to Junction 8 tmr morning (i was like wtf, morning!?) to help me get some tickets for some match?' cus only one person is entitled to purchase a maximum of 4 tickets, whereas Ian had to get 12 tickets for his uncle (for a price of course,okok not really, but it was incentives anyway for doing his uncle a favour). so yes, we had to QUEUE, damn, Ian went down at 5.30am, yeah, then Andy, Ian's friend then me.. waited for damn belardy long (altho not as long as compared to ian) till 10, were fortunately among the first 20-30 there la, so had to stand in this freakin squeezy place and wait and wait.....and....wait....... and................

Waited till 10, then things started moving... erm.. crawling.. after about 6 people purchased their tickets, then the REST of the queue, ALL, approximately 100+ of them were asked to leave, why? cos the tickets were sold out.. WTF!!! so like what? 6 people and the other waiting for NOTHING!!? wad kinda bull is that anyway.. might as well give it out as a lucky draw or sumthn, why dun they inform beforehand the number of tickets to be distributed at each outlet or sumthn rather than to make poor people like us who have better things to do at home on the bed (erm.. sleeping) queue so freakin long fer nothing!!? hai.. steewwwpid...

SHIT HAPPENS!!!! i wunder who would do this more than once... nuts.. i mean this queueing thing.

Thrash-ed @ 3/11/2004 11:47:00 pm [comment]

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:: Ring Ring ::


ha! i've got ma phone.. Nokia (as usual) 6220, no idea wad that is, just looks nice so i took it, quite ex tho, feel a lil bad... line's gonna be up tmr.. number's the same.. (grin)

I just checked out this colour-me-ringtone thing.. sumthn like the goodbye service where they replace the connection line to sumthn else.. i found the one with WILLIAM HUNG IN IT! hahaha.. its kewl.. Talk to mee.. tell me you name.. you blow me off like its all the same~ (or sumthn like that..) i've got nothing to blog!


SHE BANGS SHE BANGS
OH BABY WHEN SHE MOVES SHE MOVES
I GO CRAZY COS SHE LOOKS LIKE FLOWER
BUT SHE STINKS (hehe) LIKE A BEE
LIKE EVERY GIRL, IN HISTORY.

(ok, sam's gonna call me a sexist)

Thrash-ed @ 3/11/2004 12:33:00 am [comment]

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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

..:: C.H.I.C.K.E.N.S.O.U.P.F.O.R.T.H.E.S.P.A.S.T.I.C ::.. =p


A letter from an Indian mother to her son....
Read it carefully...

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you
are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter
slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your
dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen
20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last
Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for
their new house so they would not have to change their
address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our
earlier address plate here, n that our address will
remain same too. This place is really nice.

It even has a washing machine, situated right above
the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week
I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen
them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and
second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to
send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy
to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The
manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece
swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were
confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found
out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some
men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned
for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died
trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His
father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died.
And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much
has happened.

Love Mom.

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but
by the time I realized, I had already sealed off
this letter.

Thrash-ed @ 3/09/2004 12:44:00 am [comment]

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Sunday, March 07, 2004

I LOST MY




PHONE!!!!!


wonder which ass took it, hope he doesnt fall down the drain get knocked down by a truck, fall or get pushed off a building, get involved in a bank robbery and get killed cos of his ugly face, get robbed, get raped get murdered, get kicked in the nuts, gets cancer, dies of a heart attack, break up with his girlfriend (if he has one), cant find a girlfriend, have acid poured all over his face (and nuts), gets amputated, twist his ankle and land onto a fat bitch which kicks his ass later on or gets a boot in his ass and out from his mouth.. miserable fella.. 8250 also wanna steal. fcukin thief!


anyway, has to be a guy, cos i left it in the gents.. ok, partly my fault anyway.. cant he just return it!? the belardy lost and found counter is just outside the friggin gents for goodness sake.. surely that poor guy musta been TOO STUPID or something to read signs even if it's right SMACK onto his face.. but he sure is lucky he didnt run into me on his way out of the gents grining with my phone in his hands or sumthn.. ass.. he'd better have dental insurance..


Sorry im just being a bastard here.. cant understand why people cant return stuff.. cos i noe i wud if i did happen to find something... i even returned a friggin One Malaysian ringgit to the counter when i saw it on the FLOOR! thats besides the fact that i absolutely DO NOT want to have anything that's Malaysian in my possession but i DID return it after all! wads wrong with these people.. too stupid to go get a job and get their belardy own phone.. ass..

Thrash-ed @ 3/07/2004 11:15:00 pm [comment]

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Thursday, March 04, 2004

:: Reeepooblic urf Chye-nah ::


What's up with all those CHYE-NAH people.. cant stand them.. especially those in ma class.. irritating lyk hell.. everytime they get excited about some certain gossip or whatever.. they'll start IT.. the shee shee shor shor-ing (slaps forehead) seriously, its danm irritating.. probably cos i cant catch what theyre saying but urgh! and when they speak english!! hoho, may god bless your ears and brain wif whatever geding gedongs hes got.... even the lecturer gives that 'huh? wtfeesh didchu just say?' face. (shut up daryl) hope i dun sound too country-cist or wadever

Thrash-ed @ 3/04/2004 10:59:00 pm [comment]

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