Wednesday, April 28, 2004

:: Baaahhhhh ::


Look at me man... i look like a freakin drug addict now heh.. -spastic smile- been sneezing and sneezing non-stop since morning.. the feelin totally sucks alrite.. -sniffs- earrrhhh..... i feel sick.... eaarrhhhhh..... -sniff-
well.. if anyone were to ask me, hey daryl, how's your week? well, its fine.. i spent most of my time cooped up at home, staring at the monitor screen doing my never-ending arsesignments, may laptop crashed, and my pc's so screwed up, takes 2 minutes just to load up the yahoo homepage and my entire data in the school computer which stored my website stuff got wiped out and im stuck with a flu and many assignments to do in hand... other than that... yeah.. im fine.. -____-"


Anyways, what do people think they're actually doing while smacking the seat that someone just occupied? especially on the bus.. someone leaves and u see the person (usually aunties and uncles) smacking the freakin seat, damn irritating.. do they actually think that by whacking it it'll cool down? -___-" cmon man.

Just saw the William Hung Mtv, im beginning to really think that he's got down syndrome or sumthn but hey, this guy's smart alrite, he's in the top 5 Unis in the world man.. -respect- (his commitment to studies, that is.. nuthing else) did yall catch the MTV? yall saw the last part? the scene where he's dancing in the rain with this whole group of girls..? man.....

k thats it.. my coms pissin me off.. im gonna take my toy hammer and this this stupid pisa crap metal's gonna get a lesson he'll never forget.


*tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* *tik!* -pants- sheesh, im tired..

Thrash-ed @ 4/28/2004 11:42:00 pm [comment]

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Sunday, April 25, 2004

:: Ass-SIGH-ments ::


yeah.. they're a pain in the arse. what more, 2 assignments due on the same day.. -__-" major turn off. anyways just finished one of em.. aint easy man, writing a 2000 word essay is fine man.. totally fine.. but writing a 2000 word on Fashion as a form of communication? ahhh cmon... its either that or shopping.. -__-" hell no.. oh, anyways the module is called popular culture, and... dun ask me why we've gotta touch on that, ive...got...nooo....eye...d..ah..


Anyways, nuthin much happened, ok, something happened.. but.. anyway, kiangap rented a car on the 22nd of April which is.... lemme see... Thursday? went down to some 'rental company' (guess yall should know why its inverted la, cos its kinda runned down and its operated throught the person's home, anyway lazy to elaborate). our intent was to go down and check out what kinda cars they had but ended up renting one of em and 'dang' biggest mistake of our lifes, or probably kian gap's life haha. anyways, rented the better car out of the 3, which apparently isnt as good,(*note, all 3 cars had SB(something) plates, which is probably 1990 - 1993 cars) yeah it looks sporty, yea its black.. but wait till u get inside. saw the steering wheel and went, wtf, a good description of it would be an over-used daytona (first edition) steering wheel... or probably worse. anyways.. the car's interior looks as if it was pulled outta the scraps and brought into the streets -shrugs- anyways, problems with the car:

1. Spoilt Speedometer (super dangerous especially when theres a speed camera up ahead)

2. Spoit Fuel gauge, low fuel light will only light up (or maybe not) when fuel's low. and pray that yer not on e e'way

3. Spoilt engine temp. why is it dangerous you may ask, haha, i dunno.. but it just sounds dangerous.

4. Screwed up Steering Wheel. ok.. Ugly steering wheel

5. Freakin irritating wipers which goes.. EEEK EEK EEKK and stuff.. especially when its pouring, then itll go EEKEEKEEKEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKEk.. ya..

6. Stupid Cupboard door as a substitute for the boot on the inside.. hard to explain.. but ya.. its.. sigh... -shrugs- dunno what to say

7. NOISY ENGINE, ok, it sounds good actually, sounds like a tuned engine.. but whats the point when the sound's so loud and the car's practically crawling.. its like some cheapskate ah beng motorcycle speeding down the e'way. but no, we dun speed.. very safe drivers.. (grin) we dont crawl either

And last but not least... THE FREAKIN CAR WAS FREAKIN LEAKING!!


So for the rest of the day we travelled around in a lao pok car.. until probably 2345 or so received a called from kian gap shortly after he left my house that faithful thursday night. WAH LAO DARYL, U CALL THAT (persons name) TO COME AND COLLECT THE CAR LA...the belardy f (sorry to interrupt but due to the explicit language and profanities used in the conversation, daryl is unable to display em) The -beep- car -beep- stalled, kept dying, wah lao.. so i told him to check the fuel meter and indeed, no fuel, (see, fuel meter gauge....veerryyy impporrttaannttt) there was a petrol station just across the road, but he had to make a U turn, last resort was to run over to the petrol kiosk and ask for gasoline bottle which no sane guy would want to do...would probably ruin his entire image and probably be branded the 'bo you boy' or sumthing... lame.. anyway, so he went back into the car, turned the key, moved for afew meters, the car died and came to a halt... turned the key, switched on the engine, move another few meters and the car died again, all the way till the kiosk.. hahahaha, u the man! its like eeEevRrrooomm... gedong gedong gedong then silence.. the EeeeVrooom ... gedong gedong gedong and silence again.. hahaha.. my goodness, how i wish i was standing somewhere nearby lookin at him =D ..............nah kidding.. not so mean. (anyway the eeeVrroom thing, the Eee in front means the starting of the engine...) -grin- anyways.. rented the car for 48 hrs, returned the car after 24 hours and got a refund.. haha.. ahh.. somehow, i think that wasnt the first time someone ever asked for a refund from that car rental dealer.. he/she seems kinda used to it all.. bah... rubbish entry..





Thrash-ed @ 4/25/2004 09:00:00 pm [comment]

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

:: arrrrrrr errmmm...... ::


Congratulations to all those who received their award today!! -smiles-

Anyways, too lazy to blog so there.. haha.. Congrats anyways!

Thrash-ed @ 4/18/2004 11:17:00 pm [comment]

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Thursday, April 15, 2004

:: hehe ::


heya.. i've suddenly got an idea for punishment in the NCC already.. -evil laughter-............
-evil laughter carries on-...................................
-and on-............................
-and on-............................

ok sorry, anyways im kinda sick of knock it down, knock it down, owe me 10 owe me 20, whats the point? that isnt punishment... thats just keeping fit!! okok heres my plan..


Step 1:
Purchase the ULTIMATE CD.... yup yup... WILLIAM HUNG!! and whatever that cd is titled.

Step 2:
Get a CD Player... Since every ncc unit has their own room.. mine's special.. we've got a computer, a cd player, and a *ahem* WOOFER!

Step 3:
Cover all spaces in between doors and windows to make the room 'sound proof'. we wouldnt want other people outside (me) to be suffering as well would we?

Step 4:
Find a cadet!

Step 5:
Load 'THE ONE', turn up the volume and the woofer, and quickly run out before the music starts

Step 6:
Stay outside the room and start timing.. the severity of the offence the longer he'll stay inside.

Step 7: (optional)
Stand outside and laugh real loud

Step 8:
After the ordeal.. open the door and release the poor soul outta the room... guess he'll learn his lesson by then.. -evil laughter-...............................
-evil laughter-................................
-evil laughter-................................
oops.. ya..

p/s: Ladies and gentlemen.. this is a very dangerous act, with serious consequences and side effects such as broken english, small eyes, High forehead and side parting hair... so i'll strongly advise all of you... DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME..


hahahahhaa, and next time someone does something wrong.. no longer will i say knock it down... i'll just say THE ROOM! and they'll be, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ROOOM!!!! (runs away) then you'll grab hold of them and drag them into the room, blast the music and lock the door then see their faces against the window pane as Mr Hung goes... 'TALK TO MEEEE, TELL ME YOUR NAME...' hAHAHaHHAhAha... oh gosh... im good..


and viola~! me have no problem with zee ncc 21 bull... no coporal punishzeement? noo problem... all i need is zee room.. and zee muzic player ya? punishment has reached a whole new level my friends.. i'll get recognised for my efforts one day... youll see.. soon the military's gonna use it.. jail's gonna use it.. and im gonna get commission for it.. ha!

Thrash-ed @ 4/15/2004 10:52:00 pm [comment]

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Sunday, April 11, 2004

:: The WILL Power ::


Will: Er Im currently studying at UC Berkeley right now
Daryl: Uh...huh


Will: Its kind of odd to as why i even chose to audition in the first place
Daryl: Yeap... i kinda think so too


Will: because err, my major is civil engineering which is TOTALLY not related to music -chuckles-
Daryl: Uh....huh


Will: But urm, i really like music and i wanna make music my living
Daryl: Oh...boy...


Will: I have got no professional training in SING-GHING
Daryl: -shocked- ahhh.. ic
-ahahha, sorry, i just had to bold it, i mean, doesnt it the least bit irritate you? it doesn't? SING GHING SING GHING SING GHING SING GHING SING GHING.. how bout now? haha, gosh..


He got his wish aye? singing IS his life now and maybe taken afew people's life as well.. ha! ok that was a joke... crude joke.. ahahahahahahaha, bah, k, don't think its funny nemore now ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, Mr Hung, William Hung.. and He Bangs! and while I, i'll go bang my head against the wall... hahaha, if u cant take the music, just turn down the volume alrite? -evil-

Thrash-ed @ 4/11/2004 11:33:00 pm [comment]

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Thursday, April 08, 2004

:: Die-ded ::


Napfa yesterday was..... terrible.. kinda disappointing.. i've slacked alot since my diver's course (1.5 yrs ago) =\ argh! k, woke up super early in the morn, didnt bother to style ma hair.. just took my cap, changed into my pt rig and went down to toa payoh for ma test.. erm.. was issued tag number 007 (beams) but unfortunately.. i wasn't rilli that fantastic lars.. =[

Chins
Okay, so first station.. chin ups... the first 10 people went up to the chin up area. The first guy cudnt do a single one.. so in other words he failed the test (cus ya suppose to achieve at least a silver which is at least 5 chins) was then told to go home then im like.. huh? early in the morning ask him to come down just to mount the bar and go home? -.-"
k so the first 6 did their chins, was ma turn.. haha, was ALL OUT to show my stuff man!! =p .. did the chins.. got 5 marks and that guy told me to dismount so.. oh..ok.. haha! damn shiok la that feeling haha cus none of them did hit double digits heh. kk, -slaps myself-

Sit Ups
Went on to sit ups aft the chins.. but there were only 5 of us left out of the original 10, okay, so we did the sit ups.. did mine, got 5 points, wus feeling good, thought i still had IT in me and stuff.. 1 of us got disqualified.. nooo idea why... oh well..

Standing Broad Jump (SBJ)
Anyways.. cut the long story short..was my turn to jump, i jump-ded, 255, O_O!!!! k, i swear to god the army's sbj's mat's abit further or sumthn.. jumped as far as i could but still cudnt get no further.. maybe cos da ground wus wet and didnt wanna fall or sumthn.. =D bah.. excuses... used to do much better... but thats not the point.. the point is.. im slacking off.... but 5 points anyway.. lalala.. haha

Sit and Reach...
The most rubbish-iest station.. wth.. wads the point anyway.. not training gymnast or anything lyk that.. THIS is the only station which i can say i improved tremendously lars.. maybe cus my legs grew shorter and ma arms a lil longer.. o_O? haha.. monkey... anyways.. had 2 tries, got 49 the first time.. the instructors said it wasn't good enough.. cus 49's only 4 points then told me to try for 51, 5 points , so i looked at the 51 mark and pushed pushed pushed all the way till i felt the strain on my chest and the ouch at my tendant (or wadever that thing is that hurts to most when u do sit and reach) and until the velcro on ma knee almost came out.. yeah.. literally.. BUT! 50.. ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! anyway 4 points.. =p

Shuttle Run
Shuttle run after standing broad jump?? -sian diao face- legs were damn shagged out already.. oh anyway by that time we only had 2 of us remaining.. ran the shuttle run.. 8.8secs -shocked- maybe the instructor gave chance lars... so 5 points..

2.4k
Why must this always be the last station.. i dunno why, but i think id rather go run 2.4 before anything else. but anyways we had bout 5 mins rest.. went to the loo, drank lotsa water then ya.. went onto the track and ran.. was trying for 1.30 mins for every lap, got it for the first 3 laps then started to slow down.. and yes.. i eventually took my time and really SLOW DOWN.. got only 3 points fer it.. there wasnt anyone in front of me to pace.. they were either too far in front or too far back.. so i didnt noe howta pace.. just ran at a comfortable speed... in other words.. slow la.. but ya.. thats how i usually get better timings.. follow the guy in front.. =D haha.. but gonna run again this sunday at bedok resevoir wif ma buddy zek la.. just hafto follow his pace and i'll be safe for my upcoming selection.. (grin)

Results
Gave out the result slips to everyone.. approximately 12 people.. all passed cept for one who gave up halfway during the run.. then yup.. got 27 points got gold.. =\ but at least i dun hafto go for the extra 2 months training! haha, that im glad.. anyways.. haha.. this is a super show off entry so haha.. xp once in a while la k.. (grin)

Thrash-ed @ 4/08/2004 12:21:00 am [comment]

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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

:: Napfa Napfa Napfa ::


Ah! Napfa tomorrow morning.. 7.30am.. theres goes my sleep.. =\ anyways dunno if i've still got IT in me or not.. heh.. must unleash my MOJO!.. k it sounds abit obscene.. but wadever.. u get the point.. and there's running!! ahh!! terror..kk.. rilli gonna chiong tmr.. gonna drink all the water i can till i get drunk.. get more carbo.. and.. yeah.. thats about it.. haha.. and sleep! yes.. sleep.. i'll sleep a lil earlier todae.. and guess wad.. i still hafta go ta school after my napfa... -__-" smart arse.. will update you guys again tmr.. later!

Thrash-ed @ 4/06/2004 11:11:00 pm [comment]

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Saturday, April 03, 2004

The night of da babes (grin) on tv that is..


SHOOT! i missed to swimwear section of Miss Singapore Universe.. and EEEYERR, the winner definately wasn't the prettiest one on that stage for sure.. i think even the 1st and 2nd runner up's better than her.. the 1st runner up, marliyn tan shudda won.. -.-' k.. watching the 'Are You Hot' finals now.. haha.. trying to make up for the lousy judging by the panel of 'expert' judges and if youve noticed... the judges.. are people who aint really into fashion and stuff.. like old man and women who probably chose the ugliest person up there because they were jealous of them or sumthn -shrugs- haha! anyway 'Are you hot?' Now.. THATS what im talking about.. haha! Lisa, Cari and Chantielle's abosolutely drop dead gorgeous man.. brings meaning to 'god musta spent a lil more time on you' just look at them! look! (drooolss) k lars.. better stop..


Just came back from guard training.. the guys were much better lars.. at least their drills were above the others.. just slightly.. yeah.. (beams) but ya la.. i was kinda the only commander making so much noise.. THEYD BETTER be at least slightly better than e rest or else!! nah.. nuthin much i can do neways.. =p bah.. im just being a bastard here.. but its good tho.. its good.. SGOOD! okay.. back to 'are u hot' -gone-


Aiyah.. they just eliminated one guy.. girls up next! haha.. gooodness... i wonder if i'll become a dirty old man next time.. (wonders) nah probably not... im sucha shy dude.. oh yes.. guard training was alritey for me.. I SWEAR there was an ass who shot a blank round just beside my ear! ok girls up! be back la'er -gone-


What's wrong wif yooo peeeepleeee!!!!??? why eliminate Lisa!!!??? blahs... dun understand judges.. dun feel lyk watching already.. haha! urms.. okay.. hmm.. =\ well.. oh yea.. peeple.. if yall wanna go down and catch the singapore youth festival opening ceremony on 3rd july, gimme a call ya? i'll try ta get da tix.. ^_^ andddd........ im.... outta here..

Thrash-ed @ 4/03/2004 09:58:00 pm [comment]

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Friday, April 02, 2004

:: Lost ::


Yes im lost, don't know why i'm here, just felt like blogging.. erms.. got my spectacles today!! and its a berrrllaaarrrdddyyyyy purple one.. I THOUGHT I SAW BLACK!! WHY IS IT PURPLE!!?? kay lars, not that obvious but still!! AARRGGGHHHH.. stupid.. will not be wearing it out of the house.. thats fer sure.. kays.. ma brother Desmond just enlisted yesterday.. 1st April.. ha! wonder hows he now, being botak and all.. (imagines) oh f.. haha, i think he looks like a friggin goddamn monkey.. maybe all guys do.. =\ -____-" 3 - 6 more months to enlistment.. countn down man.. cant wait..
Come to think of it, i don't dread NS, and no i don't dread the botak look, i dunno, i think its just the lack of freedom im gonna miss.. bah.. NS NS.. NonSense.. -.-` k that was crap.. AH! what am i thinking.. k focus focus.. time to plan ahead.. hm.... but first.. i've gotta finish up all my friggin assignments... THEN wait for the enlistment letter.. hopefully tekong.. THEN im gonna chiong ALL OUT by hook or by crook (grin) into ocs and then see which screwed up unit they send me to and decide if i wanna sign on or not.. haha.. k, that was easy.. if not i'll go for cabin crew.. my sister's pretty much enjoying herself there.. and not forgetting all the singapore girls.. (drools) -slaps myself- ahh wadever..

Going for guard training tomorrow.. BAH.. boredom.. no car!! =\ =/ =\ =/ =\ =/ saddenifying.. oh yes.. guys.. airborne form's out.. all the best man.. anyway..why airborne!? why aint any of u excited bout diver!? ahhh cmon.... gimme a chance.. gimme a chance to NO COUNT!! you guys man CMON.... im enlisting already.. hahaha.. k.. spastic private joke there..


Kinda noticed sumthn different as well.. why are other people's blogs so saddening and so like erm.. inspirational with lotsa deep thoughts and feelings in it.. and mine? haha! ITS FULL OF NONSENSE!! ahh.. i know.. its probably. . . . . . . . . D.A.R.Y.L.I.S.M -nods head- BAH!! im nuts.. going off.. bye!

Thrash-ed @ 4/02/2004 11:05:00 pm [comment]

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